• Black long-sleeve cycling jersey shown from the back with bold white and yellow text reading 'DEAR DRIVERS, 0-20 IN EVENTUALLY PERFORMANCE VEHICLE.' and a visible 'WACKY JERSEYS' logo near the lower back pocket.
  • A black long-sleeve cycling jersey with a full front zipper, a white 'Wacky Jerseys' logo on the left chest, and two yellow stripes on each sleeve, shown on a plain white background.
  • Black short-sleeve cycling jersey shown from the back with bold white and yellow text reading “DEAR DRIVERS, 0-20 IN EVENTUALLY PERFORMANCE VEHICLE.” and a visible “WACKY JERSEYS” logo near the lower back pocket.
  • A black short-sleeve cycling jersey with a full front zipper, featuring yellow and black striped cuffs and a white 'Wacky Jerseys' logo on the left chest, shown on a plain white background.
  • A woman wearing a black cycling jersey from the back, featuring the humorous text 'DEAR DRIVERS, 0-20 IN EVENTUALLY PERFORMANCE VEHICLE' and the brand 'WACKY JERSEYS' in white and yellow. She is riding a bicycle on a coastal road with a scenic mountain and sea background.
  • A male cyclist riding a road bike on a coastal mountain road, wearing a black long-sleeve cycling jersey with yellow stripes on the sleeves, black shorts, and a black helmet. The jersey has the 'Wacky Jerseys' brand logo on the left chest.
  • A sizing chart for Wacky Jerseys t-shirts, showing a size guide with a diagram of chest, front, and back measurements, and a detailed size table from S to 5XL with measurements in cm and lbs.
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0–20 In Eventually Cycling Jersey

0–20 In Eventually Cycling Jersey

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7. 0–20 In Eventually Cycling Jersey

Acceleration figures are available. You just might want to make a cup of tea while you wait.

Featuring “DEAR DRIVERS, 0–20 IN EVENTUALLY” boldly printed across the back, with “PERFORMANCE VEHICLE” underneath, this jersey is for cyclists who aren't interested in misleading performance claims.

Finished in sleek black with bold yellow sleeve detailing and clean Wacky Jerseys branding on the front and rear pocket, it looks every bit as aerodynamic as a proper race jersey — regardless of how long it actually takes you to get up to speed.

Produced from 100% breathable, quick-drying polyester, it’s designed to keep you comfortable whether you're building momentum, holding momentum or desperately trying not to lose momentum.

And don’t forget, all orders include free worldwide delivery and free returns.

Key features:

  • Bold “0–20 IN EVENTUALLY” rear print – technically a performance statistic.
  • 100% polyester – stretchy, breathable and quick drying for maximum comfort.
  • Full-length zipper – high-quality, durable and rust proof.
  • 3 rear pockets – plenty of room for your phone, snacks and emergency gels.
  • Lower anti-slip gripper – helps keep your jersey firmly in place when you're motoring along.
  • Wacky Jerseys branding – subtle on the front, because the back does the talking.

See size chart for guidance.

Ride fast. Look Wacky.

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