• Black long-sleeve cycling jersey shown from the back with bold white and yellow text reading 'DEAR DRIVERS, JUST PRETEND I'M A TRACTOR YOU'D WAIT FOR ONE OF THOSE.' and 'WACKY JERSEYS' branding near the lower back pocket.
  • A black long-sleeve cycling jersey with a full front zipper, a white 'Wacky Jerseys' logo on the left chest, and two yellow stripes on each sleeve, shown on a plain white background.
  • Black short-sleeve cycling jersey shown from the back with bold white and yellow text reading 'DEAR DRIVERS, JUST PRETEND I'M A TRACTOR YOU'D WAIT FOR ONE OF THOSE.' and 'WACKY JERSEYS' branding near the lower back, plus yellow stripe accents on the sleeves.
  • A black short-sleeve cycling jersey with a full front zipper, featuring yellow and black striped cuffs and a white 'Wacky Jerseys' logo on the left chest, shown on a plain white background.
  • A woman on a road bike seen from behind, wearing a black cycling jersey with yellow stripes on the sleeves and a humorous text print on the back. The background shows a coastal road with mountains and the blue ocean.
  • A male cyclist riding a road bike on a coastal mountain road, wearing a black long-sleeve cycling jersey with yellow stripes on the sleeves, black shorts, and a black helmet. The jersey has the 'Wacky Jerseys' brand logo on the left chest.
  • A sizing chart for Wacky Jerseys t-shirts, showing a size guide with a diagram of chest, front, and back measurements, and a detailed size table from S to 5XL with measurements in cm and lbs.
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Just Pretend I’m A Tractor Cycling Jersey

Just Pretend I’m A Tractor Cycling Jersey

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4. Just Pretend I’m A Tractor Cycling Jersey

Funny how patient everyone becomes when the slow thing in front has an engine.

Featuring “DEAR DRIVERS, JUST PRETEND I’M A TRACTOR” boldly printed across the back, followed by “YOU’D WAIT FOR ONE OF THOSE”, this jersey delivers a gentle reminder that cyclists deserve a bit of patience too.

Finished in sleek black with bold yellow sleeve detailing and clean Wacky Jerseys branding on the front and rear pocket, it’s designed to look sharp while giving the traffic behind something to think about.

Produced from 100% breathable, quick-drying polyester, it’s designed to keep you comfortable whether you're rolling through country lanes, heading out with the club or doing your best agricultural impression up a steep climb.

And don’t forget, all orders include free worldwide delivery and free returns.

Key features:

  • Bold “JUST PRETEND I’M A TRACTOR” rear print – suddenly waiting behind you seems completely reasonable.
  • 100% polyester – stretchy, breathable and quick drying for maximum comfort.
  • Full-length zipper – high-quality, durable and rust proof.
  • 3 rear pockets – plenty of room for your phone, snacks and emergency gels.
  • Lower anti-slip gripper – helps keep your jersey firmly in place when you're motoring along.
  • Wacky Jerseys branding – subtle on the front, because the back does the talking.

See size chart for guidance.

Ride fast. Look Wacky.

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